Dear Brown University,

I apologize for not being as qualified as one Emma Watson. I was not given the opportunity to act in what would become one of the most popular movie series as a child. Had I, it surely would have been taken. While it was nice of you to place me on your waiting list, your line, “As disappointing as this decision may be for you,” was wholly unnecessary. You flatter yourself too much Brown University. Perhaps I do not wish to attend a school that does not truly want me. Did you think of that? Did you ever think that I may have been courted by one University of the South? No. You did not. Because you, Brown University, in Providence, Rhode Island, are on, what some would call, a high horse.

Sincerest Thanks,

Qualified and Denied